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Local Man Botches Casual Greeting, Awkwardly Apologizes

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(Red Hook, Brooklyn) Area systems analyst Rob Cullen was ‘totally embarrassed’ yesterday, after a chance encounter with attractive acquaintance, Angela Curro, led to a botched casual greeting. Cullen and Curro, who work in the same building, frequently converge on the coffee kiosk in the lobby at roughly the same time each morning. Though they have never actually held a true conversation, they occasionally engage in superficial light banter for 5-8 seconds.

Curro, standing at the rear of the line, noticed Cullen leaving with his coffee. She cheerfully inquired: “Hey Rob, what’s up?” to which Cullen nervously replied: ‘Pretty well, how are you?’’ Immediately recognizing his verbal gaffe, Cullen hastily attempted to apologize, his stammering explanation only serving to drown out her response to the question he had accidentally just posed. The couple then awkwardly parted ways, leaving Cullen almost certain that Curro “probably thinks he’s a tool.”

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Written by Matt

November 23, 2008 at 4:30 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. this is most certainly an autobiographical account. NO GAME.

    InternationalHandSizeReductionCommittee

    November 23, 2008 at 9:24 pm

  2. So who is this “Smith?” And why does Smith think Cullen is a tool?

    Hermano

    November 24, 2008 at 2:43 am

  3. Ah ha, that’s some astute reading. Typo fixed, good catch. And shut up Mike, all characters are fictional… and probably based on real-life Laudato occurrences.

    bkmjl526

    November 25, 2008 at 5:20 am

  4. I love Ballet

    Gestwick

    November 25, 2008 at 3:48 pm


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